Are we there yet?

Freetard: defn

A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.

 
I bumped into the Duke of Earl the other day. I'd heard he was more or less off the booze. He only ever drank to forget and his memory is so drink impaired these days that, while he still drinks on the days he recalls what he was trying to forget, on the days he forgets what he's trying to forget, he's dry. Sounds less complicated than is is.

Hi Duke, how's it goin'?

Do I know you?

Sure you do. It's me Baldy.

Did you used to have less hair?

Nah. I'm wearing a wooly hat.

OK. Hey, are you the one with the wife that looks like Schwarzenegger?

You got me

Take a seat my friend and tell me how it's been goin'.

I joined him on his park bench and we talked of this and that and how the world seemed to be going down the crapper.

Why is that Duke? What's going on?

Too many freetards. Too many people feel entitled to take out more than they'll ever put in. If this keeps up, we are headed, my friend, to government of the freetards, by the freetards, for the freetards.

Duke, I know places where that process is nearly completed.

You mean West Bay and Cayman Brac?

Bingo.