The Lions' Centre venue, which hosts most major events on Grand Cayman, has been dropped from the farewell tour - "It would have been more like the Lions' Den anyway", quipped Gerbil. "Once the Governor discovered he was top billing to fight Killa Whittaker he pulled out."
The open air Farmers' Market venue was also scrapped, "Too much ammunition lying around, what was he thinking!" The Concert Cruise has been cancelled too, "The Nautilus was booked solid all that week".
"What we are down to is the Governor moonwalking across the tarmac to his plane in front of a