Arresting Comments

"New governor taken to Northward Prison"

CNS Headline.

Better safe than sorry Eh?

Cruising in Grand Cayman

Another Gay cruise is due to visit Cayman soon and the Cayman Islands Ministers Association is making a bigger fuss about it than Elton John choosing which earring to wear.

That old chestnut (co-incidentally 'Old Chestnut' is the exact shade of Elton's hairpiece) "Is Homosexuality innate or learned?" is making the rounds again.

Anyhoo ... I ended up on the phone-in with the Reverend U. R. Hellbound on Radio TalkSh*t.



My question to the Rev was this, 'Is Homophobia innate or learned?'.

To which he replied, "First, let me ask you a question about these homosexuals, Would you let your daughter marry one?"

 He got me there.

What the Cards Foretell

One of the biggest stitch-ups since Dr Frankenstein picked up a needle and thread is under way.

As Finance Minister and Premier, Mac started with a good basic hand ( in numerous pies). Add to those cards one former and one present Financial Secretary that Mac had up his sleeve all the while and it's going to take big cards to beat him.

 FCO bluffing with one queen in their hand isn't likely to call him, although the Queen up their sleeve could still come into play.

Just to be sure of winning Mac is discarding his only diamond, Dan, in the expectation of picking up a joker - they stand for anything - giving Mac a royal flush.

With all the high cards for financial control and regulation in his hand Mac can take the entire pot ...