Cock and Bull Story

So I'm in the kitchen gutting anchovies with a Bowie knife, Cayman style, when Mrs B. calls out ... 

' Hey Baldy! Did you see this headline in Cayman New Services 

"Man beaten with bull’s penis" '.

'No. Sounds like a stupid bet to me though. He was bound to loose'.

'Don't be dumb! Some guy attacked some other guy with a dried bull's penis'

'Why would a guy be wearing a dried bull's penis?'

'Jeeeeez! LISTEN!! Man A, armed himself with a dried bull's penis and whacked some other guy with it'

'Oh wow, I see! Wonder what their beef was?  Did the guy being bullied run off or fight back?'

'Doesn't say if he beat off his attacker or just beat it'

 

'Beating off a dried bull penis wouldn't be very easy would it?'

'No, I expect it would be quite hard'

'D'ya think the police will catch him'

'They should do. I mean a guy with a bull's penis would stand out in an identity parade wouldn't he?  Don't worry, they won't be requiring your presence.'

'WelI I think that's about as far we can go here ... the anchovies are ready. Where's the custard?'