This is It!

Sales for Governor Jacko's farewell tour haven't lived up to expectations -  according to Gerbil Cantilever, virtual unknown local event promoter,  it's been a disaster

The Lions' Centre venue, which hosts most major events on Grand Cayman, has been dropped from the farewell tour - "It would have been more like the Lions' Den anyway", quipped Gerbil. "Once the Governor discovered he was top billing to fight Killa Whittaker he pulled out."

The open air Farmers' Market venue was also scrapped, "Too much ammunition lying around, what was he thinking!"  The Concert Cruise has been cancelled too, "The  Nautilus was booked solid all that week".

"What we are down to is the Governor moonwalking across the tarmac to his plane in front of a baying mob cheering throng. Oh, and the rumours he has changed his features to avoid detection are false. That picture is all down to his niece whiling away the time with her crayons and some old photos on a wet afternoon last week."